dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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