i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
My dick has a subreddit
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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