So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
