I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I think I sprained my soul last night
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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