i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Randomize
