the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Randomize
