Why are handjobs necessary in class?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
handjob tips. give me some.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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