So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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