Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
What happened to fro yo and sex?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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