that's an acceptable place to lick
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
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