Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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