let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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