Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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