Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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