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(661): View more from California

i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me

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(704): View more from North Carolina

she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"

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(816): View more from Missouri

He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.

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Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine

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(815): View more from Illinois

i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.

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(810): View more from Michigan

There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye

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(646): View more from New York

Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.

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(714): View more from California

Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?

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