that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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