yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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