I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
there's paper in my vomit.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Who wears a wallet chain?!
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
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