The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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