You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
vagina is talking i cant
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Randomize
