she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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