oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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