The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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