its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
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