Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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