Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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