Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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