Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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