Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
i need some magic done to my vagina
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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