FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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