dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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