So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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