Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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