Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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