I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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