My hand turned me down
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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