Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
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