"it" just moved
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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