its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
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