then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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