How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
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