You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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