This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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