So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You may now shotgun with the bride
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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