just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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