I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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