isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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