The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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