am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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