just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
vagina is talking i cant
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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