I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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