The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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