I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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