Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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