Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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