So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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