We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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